so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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