I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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