you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
