Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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