We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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