I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
the raccoons are back...
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