Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
