She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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