I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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