I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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