He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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