im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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