C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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