1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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