its not stalking. its research.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Randomize
