I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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