your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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