She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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