census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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