He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
