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i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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