please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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