cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
someone owes me an orgasm
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Randomize
