I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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