Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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