But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Randomize
