im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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