Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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