Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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