I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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