At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
