I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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