I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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