I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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