She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
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