Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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