we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
