Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
No subtext here. People are naked.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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