how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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