you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
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