I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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