Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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