Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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