super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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