If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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