Walk of Shame. In a state park.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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