Plan B is the new Plan A
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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