in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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