i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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