your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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