I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Randomize
